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OKLAHOMA, FRONTAL LOBE SARCOMA

According to the regulars over at the United States of Beauty Forum, Miss Oklahoma, Morgan Woolard, is the next Miss USA. No if's, but's or maybe's. She is going to win. They are so defensive of dear Morgan, that they become catatonic at the slightest hint of anything that appears to be criticism directed at her.

As everyone knows, the perception of physical beauty is very subjective. What appeals to one person, may not necessarily appeal to another. Well it is the case in beauty pageant world even though the commercial perception of beauty has remained pretty stable over the years with a few slight adjustments for fashion and lifestyle changes.

In my opinion, however, this woman looks like a 40-year-old Beverly Hills (could be Sandton as well) socialite. You know the type? Was raised in a trailer park by a single parent, is not sure who her father is, snagged herself a much older rich husband, and hangs out at trendy restaurants and nightclubs with brain-dead muscle studs young enough to be her son.

Sorry guys! Your obsession with this cougar is nothing more than frontal lobe sarcoma. Y'all need a scan.