PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS

Can someone please tell me how this drab and plain Pumpkin Festival Princess / Integrated College of Theology Rag Queen / Spinster International managed to make the Top 25 at Miss World, let alone win the title...

...and this gorgeous and glamorous woman failed to crack the Top 7?

But you need to draw me a picture because they have yet to formulate the words needed for me to understand this.

That lecherous old horn-toad, Eric Morley, must be doing pirouettes in his grave given the direction that the pageant has taken since he kicked the bucket. Oi!